i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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