I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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