oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The ass gains better be worth it
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