Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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