last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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