I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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