North Korea, Best Korea!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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