I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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