i think my tv is drunk
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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