I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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