i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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