pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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