Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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