I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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