Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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