North Korea, Best Korea!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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