when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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