Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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