This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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