Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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