Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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