Don't make out with my wife yet
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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