i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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