So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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