Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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