But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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