I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
where are you?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.