Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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