when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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