i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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