She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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