Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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