all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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