im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
That accounts for only three of the penises
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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