It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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