that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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