It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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