he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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