I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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