drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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