Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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