I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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