Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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