I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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