i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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