Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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