marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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