Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just gift wrapped bread.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
