Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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