Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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