brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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