am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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