S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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