So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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