she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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