He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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