i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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